phiftycent:

princem4rtian:

poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

oh my god

(via kidsinstonehouses)


tentacular-art:

Octopus of the Day (Feb. 28)
Lola the octopus ballerina.
http://www.behance.net/VirginiaVillalba

tentacular-art:

Octopus of the Day (Feb. 28)

Lola the octopus ballerina.

http://www.behance.net/VirginiaVillalba

(via fuckyeahoctopus)


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My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.

humansofnewyork:

"We got engaged an hour ago. We were on a rooftop, and I told her I wanted to take a time lapse photo of her looking off the roof, then when she turned back around, boom.""Were you nervous?""I was more nervous when I had lunch with her parents to ask for permission. I couldn’t bring myself to ask, and actually had to call them back to the table after they’d gotten up to leave."

humansofnewyork:

"We got engaged an hour ago. We were on a rooftop, and I told her I wanted to take a time lapse photo of her looking off the roof, then when she turned back around, boom."
"Were you nervous?"
"I was more nervous when I had lunch with her parents to ask for permission. I couldn’t bring myself to ask, and actually had to call them back to the table after they’d gotten up to leave."


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marcellvs:

if you wont kiss your partner after you cum in their mouth you are truly weak and natural selection is coming for you 

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Mathematics is like oxygen. If it is there, you do not notice it. If it would not be there, you realize that you cannot do without.
Lex Schrijver (via curiosamathematica)

(via mathprofessorquotes)


rdhw:

patrickianmoss:

In honor of Batman Day, here are a few silly Dark Knight comics I drew in 2012.

Happy Batman day, ya’ll. Here’s my RDHW Dark Knight Rises comic strip trilogy from 2012.

(via sarahsketches)


kristinaplusplus:

Writing in JavaScript when you learned to code originally in a language like C/Java:


the-bloggers-daughter:

purrfect-catastrophe:

the-bloggers-daughter:

the-bloggers-daughter:

I found some glasses

image

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im a wizard

no you aren’t. harry potter isn’t real.

image

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thespiritcatcher:

bbishopblud:

brianadeshe:

theroyalstapler:

As an introvert, I’ve done, and do, all of these things…. constantly.

i definitely have introvert tendencies because i do all of these things

Didn’t think anyone else besides me did these.

The last one.. Hate phone calls

(via cozy-sweaters-and-shiny-things)


trillingconclusion:

Babies and College Students:

  • Ability to sleep anywhere
  • Random bouts of crying
  • Will try to eat almost anything
  • Enjoy watching cartoons
  • Known for their messiness
  • Brains are in a constant state of absorbing knowledge
  • Irregular sleep schedules
  • Often served bland mushy foods

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