truebluemeandyou:

DIY Duplicate Stitch Embroidery Tutorial from One Sheepish Girl. Mollie Makes had a post about duplicate stitch embroidery on their blog today with a video tutorial showing how easy it is to do here.

truebluemeandyou:

DIY Duplicate Stitch Embroidery Tutorial from One Sheepish Girl. Mollie Makes had a post about duplicate stitch embroidery on their blog today with a video tutorial showing how easy it is to do here.


computerpile:


eaterofcode:

Can’t touch this

sudo touch this

computerpile:

eaterofcode:

Can’t touch this

sudo touch this

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The thing about programming is that trying to explain to non-programmers why X is easy and Y is hard is next to impossible when they think you just have to press a few buttons.

accio-percabeth:

fullmetalcupcake:

johnshavesfor-sherlock:

senpaiexpress:

the-darkmortaldevices:

gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.
So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??



okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood
apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

liquefied apple fetus.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

This is my favourite post on tumblr

Okay, but if it’s liquefied apple fetus, then that means that it is an apple, so then it is forced cannibalism.  

We’ve come full circle.

accio-percabeth:

fullmetalcupcake:

johnshavesfor-sherlock:

senpaiexpress:

the-darkmortaldevices:

gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.

So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??

okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood

apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

liquefied apple fetus.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

This is my favourite post on tumblr

Okay, but if it’s liquefied apple fetus, then that means that it is an apple, so then it is forced cannibalism.  

We’ve come full circle.

(via acodetojoy)


c0rny:

une-allegresse:

Body comparative

I think this one is my favorite.

(via professionalhomosexualist)


When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States.

(via tastefullyoffensive)


Hey everyone, 

So my friend and I have decided to develop a period tracker app because we both realized most on the market are awful.
We want to make the app have fertility predictions, birth control options (reminders to take your BC pill, etc), and be gender neutral.

It would be really helpful to us to have your input!

So, is there anything you hate about period tracker apps or anything you wish they had included?


(via bryarly)



awellroundedman:

grofjardanhazy:

Evolution of the Desk (1980-2014)

gif: grofjardanhazy, original video via Best Reviews

This is pretty damn neat.

(via acodetojoy)



artificialimperialism:

myuncertainlife:

fandom-fox:

spoopyphilia:

did you know when you suddenly jerk awake while falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died

This post fucked me up.

It’s actually because you’re heart rate decreased so quickly that you’re brain jerks you awake to make sure you’re still alive.

i dont know wHICH ONE IS WORSE

(via allisonargentsx)


Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker

real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in

youraverageantisocialite:

digbicks:

Romanticisation of Mental Illness, Kelsey Weaver

The second one is so unsettling to me.

(via cozy-sweaters-and-shiny-things)


channelyouranger:

headonyourchest:

blackcatandme:

I stood naked over him and took a picture

Why do I love everything about this

this is so cute

channelyouranger:

headonyourchest:

blackcatandme:

I stood naked over him and took a picture

Why do I love everything about this

this is so cute

(via hannahwitton)