I have an idea
an alternative to oral sex
floral sex
the person receiving takes off as much clothes as they are comfortable with and their partner draws nice flowers on them and compliments their body so they feel pretty

I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

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irisnectar:

This is a photo story I created for my photo class my last semester of college. I didn’t realize we would have to share our photos with the class and the chorus of awwww’s was fairly embarrassing. 

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tribbing-over-my-words:

ladylanabanana:

Ludovic Florent's series “Poussières d’étoiles” (Stardust). 

Fucking majestic

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crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

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proofmathisbeautiful:

I’m not even kidding guys…I already ordered 2!
A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair
Andrew Liszewski
A Leatherman multi-tool hanging off your belt is a great way to stay prepared for emergencies, but it means you look like someone with a Leatherman hanging off their belt—and that part’s not so great. This innocuous hair clip is a better alternative. It manages to replicate the functionality of quite a few tools, but will all but disappear when used to keep your bangs at bay.
It can serve as a flat-head screwdriver, even for fixing those tiny screws on your glasses. It’s got a 5/16 wrench for tackling the occasional bolt, and there’s a serrated edge for hacking through rope, but hopefully not hacking through your hair when worn. It could very well be the smallest multi-tool you can buy for just $10, trumped only by the Q-Tip when it comes to cost versus functionality.

proofmathisbeautiful:

I’m not even kidding guys…I already ordered 2!

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Andrew Liszewski

A Leatherman multi-tool hanging off your belt is a great way to stay prepared for emergencies, but it means you look like someone with a Leatherman hanging off their belt—and that part’s not so great. This innocuous hair clip is a better alternative. It manages to replicate the functionality of quite a few tools, but will all but disappear when used to keep your bangs at bay.

It can serve as a flat-head screwdriver, even for fixing those tiny screws on your glasses. It’s got a 5/16 wrench for tackling the occasional bolt, and there’s a serrated edge for hacking through rope, but hopefully not hacking through your hair when worn. It could very well be the smallest multi-tool you can buy for just $10, trumped only by the Q-Tip when it comes to cost versus functionality.


really-shit:

Maori Sakai is a freelance illustrator and graphic artist based in Tokyo, Japan.

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foxnewsofficial:

my grandpa planted lots of different flowers in his garden just before he died without telling my grandma and she put his ashes in the garden because he loved it so much and then all these beautiful flowers just kept appearing for like 2 years like he was still gardening i think it’s a really sweet story

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I’ve got a fever, and the only remedy is more cow-culus!
Calculus TA (via mathprofessorquotes)

majoras-windwaker:

So I cut it with a flat one instead.

majoras-windwaker:

So I cut it with a flat one instead.

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guyrim:

dezeen:

The “first man-made biological leaf” could enable humans to colonise space»

if you aren’t hyped about synthetic life and colonizing space then get out of my face

guyrim:

dezeen:

The “first man-made biological leaf” could enable humans to colonise space»

if you aren’t hyped about synthetic life and colonizing space then get out of my face

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bound2014:

the motto

bound2014:

the motto

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hockpock:

qualiachameleon:

rocketumbl:

Theo Jansen  Strandbeest

Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.

these are both amazing and COMPLETELY TERRIFYING

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